Look, I'm going to level with you, this site is pretty dry. It's mostly just an online Resume and portfolio. You're going to read a bunch of sentences that were, more or less, crafted to be as search engine friendly as possible. It's a strange way of writing but I hope you'll forgive me that oddity.
There is a Blog on the right over there that has many pictures of cake and many more swear words than you'll find in the rest of the site.
If you find yourself nodding off, then might I suggest making your way to the Multimedia Production section? There's a full length feature comedy there. If you fancy yourself a reader then please peruse my short list of published writings in the Writing section.
That's not to say that there aren't some interesting things in the Web Development department.
To the right you'll find links to all the pertinent information. If you have any questions please feel to Contact Me.